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Fake Craps (Tons of Doos)



Stepped in Dog Doo II

Stepped in Dog Doo II

Use our Stepped in Dog Doo II with our other Stepped in Dog Doo and you could have both your shoes covered in poo. 1.5" diameter: more of a...

$1.75

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Sticky Crap

Sticky Crap

This crap is sticky, squishy, slimy...Yes, it does have a lot of g reat qualitites. Oh boy ! 3" diameter.

$3.00

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Super Long Turd

Super Long Turd

Holy Cow! This turd goes on, and on, and on. Hard crunchy substance that is a little over 5 inches long.

$3.75

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Talking Toilet Paper

Talking Toilet Paper

When someone pulls on the toilet paper roll, your recorded message is played. Clever! The Talking Toilet Paper allows you to record and re-record...

$18.00  $14.40
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Tiny Doo

Tiny Doo

This small doo could pass for a Chihuahua type dog doo or a kitty poop. This doo is a solid hard-type substance. 1.5" diameter.

$1.50

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Toilet Turd

Toilet Turd

Whoops, I missed. Is that a problem? This turd hugs the toilet beautifully. Toilet not included. FYI: these toilet turds are designed to lay on a...

$1.75

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Twisty Curvy Dog Doo

Twisty Curvy Dog Doo

This rubber dog doo is twisty and curvy. It's just the thing when you need a twisty, curvy dog poop. (Huh?) 3" x 3.5".

$2.75

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Big Dog Doo

Big Dog Doo

That dog must have had a HUGE dinner. Hallow hard plastic dog doo. 3" diameter.

$3.25

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Naughty Pig Keychain

Naughty Pig Keychain

1 Naughty Pig Keychain for $1.50. You squeeze this cute little pig and a big brown turd comes out his butt. When you let go the brown slime goes back...

$1.50

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