Make Yourself Look Ugly

Arrow through your head. Need we say more? One size fits all.

Place in mouth and bite down for a big bloody gross mouth. How cool is that? 4 capsules per pack.

This little short snot will make you look sooooo charming. Has a little green tint for that realistic booger look. About 0.75" long.

Do you need an excuse for not being able to see a thing? Try these. Actually, there is a nice little clear spot right in the middle so you can see....

1 Groucho Glasses for $2.50, but please order more than one. These Groucho Glasses have the furry eyebrows and mustache. Great for travelling...

OUCH!! That doesn't look so good. Slip this over your finger for an ugly fake cut finger. Just another of our fine fake finger injury products. You...

Great fun for the handyman. Fits average size finger.

Wear these glasses and your pocket protector and get your nerdy butt kicked. One size fits most, unless you are a pin head.

Make yourself look like you have a big safety pin stuck through your nose. Great for Halloween, blind dates, and meeting the parents of your...