Make Yourself Look Ugly

1 Groucho Glasses for $2.50, but please order more than one. These Groucho Glasses have the furry eyebrows and mustache. Great for travelling...

OUCH!! That doesn't look so good. Slip this over your finger for an ugly fake cut finger. Just another of our fine fake finger injury products. You...

Great fun for the handyman. Fits average size finger.

Wear these glasses and your pocket protector and get your nerdy butt kicked. One size fits most, unless you are a pin head.

Make yourself look like you have a big safety pin stuck through your nose. Great for Halloween, blind dates, and meeting the parents of your...

Looks great with a chainsaw.

Did you get your finger caught in the shredder again? Slip this over your finger for an authentic-looking cutoff finger. Fits adult size finger.

Do you want to look like one wild and crazy guy or girl? Then these are the glasses for you. One size fits most.

Wear this to any job interview or any important date to be assured of success. 5" long.