Funny Keychains

1 Naughty Cow Keychain for $1.50. Messie Bessie is a cute spotted cow. When you give her a squeeze, some slimy brown poop comes out of her butt. Let...

Squish the elephant and big brown turd comes out of butt. COOL!!!!  Note: Sometimes we have purple in stock and sometimes we have gray. We will ship...

Squeeze this cute little hippo and brown poop comes out of its butt... How adorable. Note: Sometimes we have purple in stock and sometimes we have...

1 Naughty Pig Keychain for $1.50. You squeeze this cute little pig and a big brown turd comes out his butt. When you let go the brown slime goes back...

Give this cute little sheep a squeeze, and some slimy brown poop will come out of its butt. Let go and the poop goes back in. Yep, the fun never...

1 Rubber Chicken Keychain for $2.50. The classic rubber chicken, now keychain-sized. This chicken is actually pretty large for a keychain. It won't...

1 Snotty Nose Keychain for $1.50. So you squeeze this nose and a gooey, snotty substance comes out. Let go and it goes back in the nose. Nice....

You won't have any problems finding you keys when they are attached to this nice Crap Key Chain...... Classy . The poop is 1.5" diameter.

1 Disgusting Sounds Keychain for $10. Entertain everyone throughout your day with our Disgusting Sounds Keychain. It retches, farts, burps, etc....